shit happens.. Portland.Oregon

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via joshpeck)

heathyr:

Sheriff Donna Hanscum aka my fave (◡‿◡✿)

(via outpastthemoat)

thrvsting:

when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like

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(Source: thrvsting, via strangeparkings)

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via strangeparkings)

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

(Source: vine.co, via neenya)

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

(via perks-central)

(Source: melancholic-wallflower, via perks-central)

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

(Source: hohokev, via perks-central)

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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(Source: draculas-asshole, via strangeparkings)

drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

(via joshpeck)

slavette:

"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

my-killz:

The whole world has been against her. She’s become more of a punch line than a celebrity. Instead of celebrating with Lindsay about the small victories as you should with any type of addict (my step father was an alcoholic for 10 years) people have joked about how she can’t do it. I would cry too if someone finally told me to celebrate after spending so long being a joke.

(Source: lindsaygifs, via perks-central)

(Source: realitytvgifs, via perks-central)

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess, via perks-central)

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*
Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now



it was one time

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*

Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now

it was one time

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

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