shit happens.. Portland.Oregon

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

izzytargaryen:

''I can't imagine wanting to be famous just for the sake of being famous. I think fame should come along with success, talent''.

izzytargaryen:

''I can't imagine wanting to be famous just for the sake of being famous. I think fame should come along with success, talent''.

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queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

(via the-lights-will-guide-you-home)

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

(via tomhiddleeston)

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

(via destroyerofthesouls)

ciggers:

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

(via parkingstrange)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via piercing-whore)

orphan black season 2 meme | ten scenes
↳ I came back to see your little face. 
[1/10]

(via princessfreewill)

sexualashton:

ITS BACK

(Source: calumsbum, via piercing-whore)

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nickyknockout:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





Family goals

nickyknockout:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Family goals

(via piercing-whore)

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via parkingstrange)

emotionally-tethered:

petition to start calling stiles and lydia “team blunt force trauma” because these two losers go up against supernatural forces with a baseball bat and a canoe paddle respectively I mean my god

(via destroyerofthesouls)

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

(via hi)

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

(Source: vinegod, via notchicken)

Trista.18.Portland